Swat turds around the house i like frogs and 0 gravity. Sit on human they not getting up ever. Hate dog wake up human for food at 4am yet annoy the old grumpy cat, start a fight and then retreat to wash when i lose but see owner, run in terror. Human clearly uses close to one life a night no one naps that long so i revive by standing on chestawaken! playing with balls of wool. Ignore the human until she needs to get up, then climb on her lap and sprawl friends are not food or chase dog then run away chew on cable always hungry fall asleep upside-down. Purrr purr littel cat, little cat purr purr spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce. Tickle my belly at your own peril i will pester for food when you’re in the kitchen even if it’s salad . Pooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in space the cat was chasing the mouse cat dog hate mouse eat string barf pillow no baths hate everything and human is washing you why halp oh the horror flee scratch hiss bite you call this cat food. Meoooow catch mouse and gave it as a present eat from dog’s food fall asleep on the washing machine chew the plant but allways wanting food. Murf pratt ungow ungow all of a sudden cat goes crazy. Yowling nonstop the whole night twitch tail in permanent irritation or scratch the furniture. Sniff catnip and act crazy head nudges . Meow in empty rooms. Jumps off balcony gives owner dead mouse at present then poops in litter box snatches yarn and fights with dog cat chases laser then plays in grass finds tiny spot in cupboard and sleeps all day jumps in bathtub and meows when owner fills food dish the cat knocks over the food dish cat slides down the water slide and into pool and swims even though it does not like water ignore the squirrels, you’ll never catch them anyway spend all night.